( David Attenborough voice) After the passenger jet has migrated to its fertility grounds it is ready to give birth. Unlike human babys, the passenger jet leaves the mother sideways. This way it can gather some draft before its heavy seat area touches the air. At this point, The mother needs to hover near enough to the Earth’s surface not to endanger the newborn fall, as it’s propellers are far from fully developed and can’t sustain proper flight yet.

iOS open

So open that you need an app to send a file over Bluetooth…

Using imperative mood for getting your own pants

Chat my pants

triumvirate

(It’s a “three” word)

Then, when it slowed down to a pace, it ate a chick

Keep going, one qui at a time.

… Plus the collateral damage

This is a national post, without any science

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The US has the safest aviation record in the world.

Doubt

blEU screen of death

Ha gayyyyy

Food not Bombs

It’s all a simple misunderstanding really. You see the Israelis read from right to left.

Invalid argument as the ISO standard must include years. Not including years is just garbage

I thought this was about the discovery channel… and didn’t understand anything from the comments

fuck off Yanks, stop making every post about you

Piss the fuck off you yanks

There are no wild birds, because there are no birds at all. You can pet the drone once the battery has run out

Can you Yanks just piss the fuck off. There is zero need to make this about you. 62 fatal shootings is a a tragedy with fighting against

Usa

I tried, got slammed by reality like a visitor by a bison. Don’t recommend 3/5