Typical

You know what they always say, “due process is only for the innocent”

Weak

Maybe try a language you both understand

Illegal tariffs

I switched off my iphone autocorrect years ago for tge same reasons

Duhhhhhhhh

Unix time is 32bit seconds, not milliseconds

Black bear stole the whole bag from my neighbors garage

Its a simple matter to define noon as whatever utc time you want for wherever you are

2 more bits could have kept us in the same epoch pretty much forever. What were they thinking??

Momentum

That’s a lynching.

Oh no! Anyway…

Thanks Obama

(Deathpanels?)

I’m not missing you at all!

Maybe if ticketmaster was doing it it would be cool. This is about individuals making profit, which is bad apparently.

Just put in your credit card for the 7 day trial! Totally easy to cancel, pinky promise

The long dark shadow of old crooked Joe