Be careful what you wish for!

Don’t worry, the first scenario also could produce hell on earth for the rest of eternity as well

Two possible scenarios:

1. OP’s autocorrect wrote “returns” when they meant for the post to say “results”, in reference to the U.S. election

2. OP knows that the rapture is happening tomorrow when the pious souls will return to Heaven

I tried it once and vomited on my sweater

Kafka was only appreciated after his death

Been trying to

At first look, I thought he was holding up a bullhorn straight at the camera instead of there being an annular throbber on the screenshot

Forget

Headline writer should have learned scientific notation

Save jellyfish by polluting the oceans with plastic

POV: you are Judas selling out Jesus for 30 pieces of silver

Ads, because even though they waste my time, I still have my money. Also:

https://lemmy.world/post/20894731

As usual, this probably won’t amount to even so much as a slap on the gold-plated wrist for him

Something about camels passing through the eye of a needle

Now we all need to go to school board meetings and protest against allowing anything made out of carbon into our schools

It’s possible there are alien beasts not made of C, but made of SiN instead

Can’t wait until we get trolley problem CAPTCHAs and we have to choose the square with the most expendable human lives

But doctor, I am Pagliacci

I’m ok with most British English spellings of words (ex. colour, tyre, draught), but my brain cannot accept “paycheque”