Depends on how bad you’re down.

I think the only way this makes sense is that he’d start dating someone, say his birthday is coming up, dump them after receiving the gift and repeating the process.

Love reading threads about driving cause everyone is very upset for no discernible reason.

No such thing

Why does mom call you venison

- Still running unopposed

It takes at least two lines for that

I think you can still eat chicken if you have that

There’s anti-gender movement, and anti-gender movement

That profession is called a gaslighter. It has always been called that. You must be going insane if you think it was ever called anything else.

“You see, Your Honor, after being murdered the victim had sex with a teenage boy, whose sperm washed away the other sperm”

Alt-left means “I’m a liberal co-opting the word ‘leftist’ to to pigeonhole leftists out of ‘conventional politics’ (picking the current flavor of liberalism)”

A clock spinning rapidly backwards is right multiple times a day though.

Crazy how this keeps happening

I should neglect more language lessons

Yeah but everyone knows the US has more people per capita than anywhere else

So I put a salmon on my head, which was the style at the time

Guess I’m throwing out all of my underwear