Nothing like a nice cold dick

Wow dude, nice butt!

Idk if I’d call it a replacement per se but elden ring is an excellent large open world game with some really good variety of weapons / spells to play with. It also rewards exploration really well with secret loot and even entire secret areas

Yeah this alien fucked me up as a kid, this movie was absolutely wild

C

“IT’S YOUR FUCKING TURN TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH”

That’s where they do the vasectomies

I love the sign on the right with a fish that just says “pet”

Thank YOU. This is the MOST VILE SPECIMEN I have ever been visually assaulted with.

I need something that’s going to GRIP and CLEAN the cum out of my PUBIC HAIR every time I’m in the bathroom and the PINK SOAP doesn’t have that effect which is why I ONLY use TIDE LAUNDRY DETERGRNT

Stupid fuckin gamers and their “standards” and all of their complaining about “poor performance” because we’re basically requiring they run the game in a virtual machine that constantly stops to check if it’s pirated

Cheese toasty is acceptable.

Goodbye Horses by Q Lazzarus plays in the background

I’ll snort one of the blueberries

I love these big crazy breads. They’re great on their own and I sometimes make massive dagwood sandwiches with them and slice them up

Nope.

Yeah this is actually the millionth portable xbox. Still cool! Just a very lazy title

Reqlly didn’t expect this to go as hard as it did

What an adorable bandit-loaf

This game is pretty awesome.