That’s why the mirror ended up in jail: for targeting the protected class

A perfectly cromulent name.

You honor I object that he interrupted me while watching Ow My Balls!

Go away. Baitin!!

Mindays with Rickbert and Mortfield

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Went through something similar with my 17 year old cat. They hide their suffering so well but I could tell at the end he wasn’t having a good quality of life. My elder parents he was living with couldn’t bring themselves to make the call so I made the tough but necessary decision to humanely release his spirit from the failing meat machinery. Rest in peace Boots and thanks for taking care of mom and dad for me.

This sounds like an Onion article headline

Not on your life, my Feddit friend.

Quiet. Quiet…

What keeps you going these days?

Don’t worry! Charles has the baby.

Sounds like predatory lending

Boeing just doesn’t know what that is. They’ve never seen a leak. What does that even mean “to vent us out?”

Barrel dwelling loners rise up

Riffraff! Street rat! I don’t buy that! If only they’d look closer… Would they see a poor boy? No, siree They’d find out there’s so much more to me

Construction complete… building

Don’t worry Lord Titus we have plenty of whistleblowers.

Whatever the reverse of eating the onion is I did as well.

Korean Adjacent