Disclaimer: could be illegal where you are and definitely if you damage anything
Battery powered impact driver and a scissor jack.
Jack the front or back end up, push it over toward the street, pick up the Jack’s and do the same on the other end.
Walk it to the street.
If you want to go scorched earth, Sawzalls and acetylene torches to cut the car along the pavement. This one will probably draw more attention from police.
You’ll find he’s a very close minded person, ironically given his supposed demographic, and not willing to hear anything he doesn’t agree with.
And he’s clearly fucking everywhere on this goddamn site like holy shit Bro get some sun