RustyShackleford

The proper way to escalate this joke is to start sending a six pack of beans after they’ve called and complained to DoorDash.

I would be to take the excess beans after the first delivery and reuse them to drop them off at your parents. Then point out they’re clearly eating the beans if after every delivery there’s a few cans missing. Trying to get your parents to turn on one another and begin questioning if the other is secretly eating the beans.

I can neither confirm nor deny baked goods preferences without counsel present.

And if time really is a flat circle, then one of us should remember this conversation already.

I don’t.

Which means you’re early… or I’m late. 🤔

It works this way because rich people can afford lawyers, something the less wealthy can’t readily afford.

I certainly don’t live a double life, nope…

Exactly, signal jam the cheap way. 👍 Most people don’t realize you can set this up in the breaker box lol. But I’m a stinker.

Done, thanks for the links. 👍

Context?

I could’ve sworn Flavor Flav was dead… 🤔

Why is this image extra blurry?

This is cool to see, are there any examples in the Los Angeles City/County areas? Not sure how common place backups like this are, but it’s a smart idea.

I can’t be the first person to say this, but a poop-knife.

It’s a great photograph, but I can’t help but wonder if the photographer misinterpreted the situation. Perhaps it was more of a Dirty Dancing moment, and they were secretly practicing their routine for the big campground show… 🤔

More like tree fiddy.

I have backup plans for my backup plans, but I need to remember all the passwords…

Trump, a moron and huckster, continues to employ the old mob tactic of attempting to profit from everything, oblivious to even the simplest things.

He believes he’ll be remembered fondly like Reagan by his cult, but history has proven otherwise. He’ll be remembered as the biggest fool for attempting to accomplish something seemingly insurmountable by listening to today’s trust fund kids.

The only thing he’ll be remembered for is being one of the primary causes of the American Revolution. There’s a reason kings and queens these days position themselves in a Mickey Mouse like position, less heat. Rocking the boat tends to end with your ass in the waters.

As a guy with oily skin, I’ve found adding a pea sized drop of liquid Dawn dish soap works well for this.

For a very short period of time, I was a millionaire (in an in-game currency; don’t take this away from me dammit) in Rainbow Six Siege.

Exactly they won’t move, this is like when people threaten to move if something happens, and when it does happens, nothing.