I dremeled (with the emory wheel) the four sharp corners on my MacBook Air. Sharp and annoying before. Nicely rounded and smooth now.

threatened to expose Trump and Melania’s connections to Epstein

Stop “threatening” to do something good for humanity and just fucking DO IT

Maybe because one of the ingredients is, apparently, frog drool

My dad told me long ago when I was in high school, and I quote, “You are the most cold, calculating person I know” and that still makes me smile when I think about it.

Zombie Survival Guide

It’s mind-boggling that this administration can be accused (and seemingly guilty) of war crimes and at the same time be playing War so ineptly.

34 crimes

34 felonies

I still think a fox is manageable. Cat software running on dog hardware seems…interesting

Yeah but if they turned on you that would be fucking horrific

I couldn’t afford to feed a Liger

Never. It’s Temper-pedic foam.

First time I heard Primus I could not understand what TF Les Claypool’s voice was all about. But they ended up shredding and had one of the finest drummers to ever sit at a kit.

Early 80’s Subaru sedan with a manual. On a cross country trip with my dad when we moved from the West Coast to Massachusetts. Good times…except hitting a turtle somewhere in Penn.

How many levels of kink are there? And guys… shaving armpits? That’s a thing? In my estimation that would get your “man card” a point deduction.

This human is an offering from us to you. To best appreciate it you should eat it, slowly, from the feet up. The sounds it will make as you are doing this is it’s joy at being consumed by wondrous beings such as yourselves

And, like, the beginnings of a 2-pack so way too skinny for the Muskrat

sudo – sh -c ‘apt-get update; apt-get upgrade -y; apt-get full-upgrade -y; apt-get autoremove -y; apt-get autoclean -y’

YouTube is a vital tool for news and information

YouTube is a “vital” tool for uneducated opinions and mis-information FTFY