Inb4 Republican conspiracy that Biden told his secret service to intentionally lapse security in order to assassinate Trump. If you thought Benghazi conspiracies were bad…

Let’s not forget that trump supported the move of Israel’s capital to goddamn Jerusalem

The more accurate allegory I like is tricking yourself into believing that will have to live the life of everyone who as ever lived (like reincarnated once at a time). It still means that you have to kill hitler because you would want to protect all of your other reincarnation experiences, but you’re not necessarily going to torture them alive for fun… maybe for deterrence though.

It’s the most true to the fact that everyone has the same experiences we do, we’re just numb to them. We would act as if the first paragraph were true if we could somehow tap into the consciousness experiences of everyone else. Selfishness is just ignorance

How do you sign up to deliver amazon packages?

Finally internalizing how much nicer it is put in a little bit of effort in advance rather than stressful scrambling after procrastinating was literally life changing. I don’t think I even realized how much subconscious stress I was under during the procrastination. But my kids are just like “shut up dad”

“No I usually do edibles when I watch tv”

There’s nothing wrong with the lesson here but this sounds fake. Those are the two most superficial stereotypes of class life with no explanation how you bridged that gap. There is a big jump in happiness when you no longer have to worry about making ends meet. From there, you just have to not get caught up in consumer envy.

But hey this is the internet so who knows

Can confirm food in Japan is just better even at the same fast food restaurants.

McDonald’s is the one restaurant that I will eat at internationally because they have different menu items. It is interesting to see what is popular in that country and the local interpretation of American culture. But even then it’s one and done and only if I absolutely have to eat a quick meal to make a reservation or something

I’m out of the loop on this one

Ah. Pre-NRA America

How is he saying that when his tongue is melted away?

The shoes add 5 cm

Not attracting smeagle is just another read to use a shoe

Yep. Super fair. Wefwef is the app but I’ll see if I can get a web version to work. “Click on trending helped”

Yeah but then it’s still gonna be… wriggling

Yeah sure, but I think people figured out the taste test by the time we got to modern humans. Rub it in skin… wait a few hours, rub it in lips, nibble it, and so on

Hey I know aureate from the Red Riding series! (DAMN good series btw)

Man etymology is so neat

That is some badass hair!

Another reminder of how little we know about dinosaurs lol