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I’m so old I can remember back before SCOTUS gave him immunity, he was supposed to be sentenced for his 34 felony convictions this week
I’m so old I can remember back before SCOTUS gave him immunity, he was supposed to be sentenced for his 34 felony convictions this week
That’s three things I don’t want tickets for
And when you go to war they’re obligated to go too, possibly even in your place
I am reminded of that scene in Hunt For Red October where Sean Connery turns to his sonarman and says “Give me a pee, Vasili. One pee only.”
Check your ballcock.
(It’s a real part inside the toilet but probably isn’t the issue, I just wanted to say ballcock)
Put a little dirt under your pillow for the Dirt Man
I love that movie. The way they run with blades is so good
Wait! You have a Herkimer Battle Jitney? That’s the finest nonlethal military vehicle ever made!
When I wonder what heaven is like I imagine going a day without thinking about this Elon Musk motherfucker, then I imagine doing that every day forever and I feel a little closer to Jeebus.
Oh I just found out dust is supposedly harder to blow these days, I was assuming people quit blowing dust because it was unhealthy. Well, anyway, any day I can say “fecal particulates” is a good day
Things haven’t been the same since the world got woke about fecal particulates
This site counted and “The conclusion was that with 19 black characters over seven seasons, Dukes of Hazzard had a higher black-character-to-episode ratio than Seinfeld or Friends.”
This is Fisker’s second bankruptcy
If the owner improves the home and the appraisal goes up, wouldn’t rent go up?
The renter pays extra and receives part ownership. So the owner receives this extra money and… just has to keep the money on hand in case the renter leaves years down the road?
The whole thing is a legal nightmare. Owners would just sell. And who would buy? Corporate landlords who have lawyers who can cut through all this confusion.
“…and he’s the best second shift server we have on staff”
Wonder if OP thinks “right side up” means the left side is down
If 9/11 happened and we went to Afghanistan, it would have been over at Tora Bora
Sometimes there’s shit on the outside of the torlet and shit on the outside of the urinus
In the immunity case, when all the other judges were writing opinions about that case, Clarence Thomas wrote an opinion about a totally different case, this one. He was signaling her to dismiss the case.
I’m so sick of these corrupt motherfuckers