I prefer reading an erotic book. And well…you know where the other hand goes that isn’t holding the book.

Gaming at home

Exactly, literal seconds of effort :(

Lemmy.world

Now that 64GB is the standard

I’d have to figure out how

Why can’t we just call it Sakartvelo?

It looks like it’s raised up off the desk by the circular portion in the center. Still annoying to press but a finger probably fits under there.

It’s like getting drunk on everclear vapors that you used as a solvent for shellac.

Not a pleasant drunk.

Like Trump

Some dinosaurs were fish. Therefore you’re a dinosaur.

Can’t they just triangulate you from cell towers?

Take the battery out I guess?

You won’t be able to hear them! Problem solved.

What if you just…wore headphones? Will security escort you put with a baton?

My listed job duties are infinitely vague and I’m responsible for everything.

Why no headphones? Is management a bunch of Nazis?

Try to get this picture out of bing.

A lot of these LinkedIn lunatic posts are absurd. This one seems totally reasonable, healthy, and leaves plenty of time for hobbies and family/friends.

Minus the meeting time restriction. Dunno how you manage that unless you’re the owner of the company.

Why is every comment after this removed?

Cold hard floors?

I love them for in the garden and shop. They’re hideous, but I don’t have to bother with socks or taking the miniscule amount of effort it requires to put on shoes.