Yeah, there’s no real juxtaposition here, the bottom picture leads directly to the top picture.

What is

Adorableness does not a quality meme make.

Same exact thing as “How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren’t real?”

Yeah, it’s corporate astrology

All food is organic. Unless you have a crop like a chicken (you don’t), you really shouldn’t put any inorganic materials in your body.

I think they were joking

Sorry you’re getting downvoted for being right, this “format” makes no sense.

Yeah, the comic adds absolutely nothing to this very tired “fun fact”, it’s not a successful meme format at all imo.

No, the issue is that he didn’t understand how the technology he was using worked. I mean, one of Apple’s most prevalently advertised features is their product integration, it’s like, their whole deal.

Key people: Jaime Harrison (Chair) Chris Korge (Finance chair) Jason Rae (Secretary)

Taken from Wikipedia because who actually knows that shit

Ooh, I’ve had that, it adds a surprisingly mustardy taste to the milk…

Same reason Voldemort’s name is a riddle and is actually Riddle: JK Rowling is lazy. She’s also a TERF piece of shit, but that’s unrelated as far as I can tell.

"Have you ever had a honk where you, if you, you would, you could, you would honk you so much you could honk anything?

Something tells me it’s a made-up scenario that affected literally no one.

Sorry, that was meant for someone else, lol.

“No” what? I didn’t ask you any yes or no questions, I asked you to relate whatever the hell it is you’re talking about to what I was talking about, which you have failed to do yet again. And you’re a liar, you said you weren’t gonna read this.

Don’t forget sesquipedalian!

Yeah, that’s their point.

What “slam” though? Why not just press the clutch down? I’ve driven manuals before and definitely didn’t have to do any slamming of the pedals, it worked great.