OMG really?! 😔 That is the pits. I’m so sorry that happened to you!

Wow. Some people can’t mind their business! Imagine being upset by the way a couple of kids are breathing on a sunny day…

The swings are my jam lol

grabs a glob o’ grease

“Toilet policing” sounds like someone’s arresting a dump

A man with a plan. Whatever it takes, right? Good job

… … Caitlyn Jenner? I know she had a hit and run scandal, and her daughters are a plague on humanity. I can’t imagine carving out space in my mind to villainize her, though.

I like that up, and it’s a community for… crochet? Like yarn?

did you piss off a sheep?

As an American, I reserve the right to drop a deuce in my pants if the queue takes too long…

Oh noooo lol

suuuuure…

(psst!! hey! shh… so we could all wear costumes, and I’ll pretend to be your gay husband but I’m actually the grease man)

Reddit isn’t built for people like us.

I had no idea you could do that! While I have only gambled twice (with about $10 each time), I’ve never felt the bug. It takes a naturally fun person to fall into gambling; my sympathies, bud. Good on you for protecting yourself (I’ve had to recuse myself from alcohol in the past).

Dang. That’s tough. At least you still have Grindr and ChristianMingle, in case you’re into gas station bathrooms or gay dudes.

Be careful provoking the Fire Nation, brother…

Oh wow!! What a great answer. Thank you!

Have you ever thought about sneaking in with a disguise for “one last, big score”?

Nice

😂 both these answers surprised me

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