Lol cheers

“41 trillion truckloads”

…how many puppies is that? Google freaks out if i ask it how many puppies are on earth

Black beans could probs turn me vego ngl lol

The person who backs in is a person who always knows where the exit is

At this point i think the rich would use it for mining offworld resources to get richer rather than advancing humanity

I love beans, this would be a very useful prank if someone did it to me

“She smirked at me”

Go for it

“Doctor why are you head banging?”

Google ai summerising google

The ‘mini jetlag effect’

I take this very seriously and supermarkets have been known to shut down entire aisles just for me to practice the circuit

Misanthropic would be a better name

Here the price always starts lower on monday and then rises to the highest price on the weekend and then repeats. Not surprised by anything tbh

Is that what actually happened though or did he say that?

Reading the news and comments are so weird about this. Both countries are the good and bad guy, both supress and liberate their people, both censor their internet, both arrest and kill innocent civilians - can you imagine if the US and Iran teamed up? We’d all be fucked