HBO’s “It’s Florida Man” 3rd episode is a dude who decided to jump a fence and swim in a gator pond at night. He lost an arm and wandered in the woods for two days before being rescued.

Ok that was funny

Oh no…

Anyway

It’s not so bad once you get past the taste

Received a letter from our governor FL telling me if my neighbors have voted with their address number inked out and saying they are gettin my info. FL is so creepy

The bosses favorite guy at my work who got 2 promotions got arrested by the FBI for sextortion of teenagers. It was only shocking to him.