Satire and irony eventually fuse and become “Satiny.”

Seems nice at first until you realise what it costs you.

Rule #2

I donno, anybody remember Obama? Trudeau?

Keep this guy accountable and call out the bullshit.

The last party set the bar so low it’s painted on the floor, so just saying the right things feels like significant progress regardless of if actual actions are taken.

Reform UK is waiting in the wings for the jaded masses if Labour doesn’t follow through, and the jaded masses don’t understand that voting for the wolf to punish the fox is a dumb thing for rabbits to do.

As your bard said, words pay no debts, give deeds.

Right, because that’s a viable option. Worked so well for smart TVs too.

Muad’Dik!

Bought VPN shares and water shipping company shares because they know wasting money on this shit instead of on public infrastructure to provide more reliable clean water is only good for commercial interests.

You are under the illusion that Trump will be constrained by mere precedent.

… to see tech approach the point…

Big oil would like a word, alstarting in 1950 at least.

I guess we are in that timeline. Tbh, so many things make a lot of sense now.

I just can’t even…

Oh my god you solved it! You solved ADHD! Water! Genius!

How am i gonna be an optimist about this?

Now you got it! (Origin of ok)

hard to find evidince

This is, like, an undergrad project.

1. work with the depressed grad student who is good at stats to determine the parameters of your experiment at the outset and calculate the number of subjects and stimuli for statistical power; pay in marking or research help.

2. get an appropriate number of headshots from undergrad males for stimuli, give them intro psyc course credit for participating.

3. work with mid-degree graphic design students to give all headshots 3 levels of chins (low, normal, emphasized), ensuring none are comical; the the psyc grad student signs off on the work as portfolio credit

4. have an appropriate number of undergrad cis-het women subjects rate a your lineup for attractiveness; intro psyc course credit for participation

5. analyze the results to see if low chin is selected less than normal or emphasized.

6. submit your research paper and results; get your 4th year class capstone. Grad student takes your work and adds it to their dissertation, you get a footnote.

I’m sure this has been done…

My comrad in crisis, we can’t even keep this planet habitable, or build/select builders for reliable space vehicles after dropping billions of dollars on development and deployment. What makes you think we can even come close to the level of cooperation and competence needed to establish and maintain human habitation on such a hostile world?

Let’s see if we can’t ensure continued habitation on Earth first. Then, maybe, we might have a chance on some other sphere?

Why would someone put penises all over the beach?

Now the apes have grown thumbs and my gosh it was quick

And more species are dead, and they’re burning this

Dirty fuel

Atmosphere it will not cool

Thumbs won’t slow

And all they took, it’s killing me

They’re losing control…

I may be in the minority, but /r/freefolk was a fun time back in the day.

Or lactation fetishist.