Real ones use bidet or a watering can first then wipe to simply dry. Much cleaner.

Nah, reinstall goes brrrr whenever you run into an issue

Buy it, own it.

Started with gnome but stuck with KDE. Gnome just kept frustrating me and I had to do things their way or not at all.

This would be huge. Much like Europe, America’s population will decline. You need immigrants.

Translation: move instances

Its a good idea to give them competitors anyways.