Bad Republican. Bad. Now promise to never ever do it again and sit quietly at your desk for the rest of the day and think about what you’ve done.

“Don we now, our happy apparial!”

The ending of Watership Down. Can’t even think about without getting misty.

It’s a problem, but so is the fact that so many people believe him.

Well now, let’s not get carried away, I don’t think he even owns a hollowed out volcanic island…yet.

I like the idea of finding alternative and clever ways of saying things, but I wouldn’t like having to do it out of fear of offending our billionaire overlords.