Some stocks that would increase their value by 50 times guaranteed.

Boo!

Did it worked?

I would rather read nothing.

Ok

Ok

When I realized the world is awful and that never got happy anymore, I’m like “yeah, I’m one of those now”

I’m still a virgin.

Stick to Serbian, Slav productions. They’re a goldmine of porn.

… You’re a dude, right?

The mass effect trilogy. Yeah, shut up, the ending is great. NEVER had a problem with it. It’s a videogame, really expecting that the ending will take into account all the decisions over 100 hours of gameplay and dialogue and give you a very personal ending for you is lunacy. Even real life doesn’t work like that. The 3 endings with slight variations depending of your war assets was more than enough for me.

What the hell is a medieval market?

All these posts only make me sadder of my situation. I ENVY y’all.

At this point I think this guy is trolling.

Is this a bot?

Yeah, coincidentally the majority of “teens” fucking each other seem like they have the best scenes, the girls are into it. Probably because they’re not fucking a 50 year old ugly dude on steroids.

The turtle is peaking out it’s head from the shell.

The fact you need to be this paragon of goodness and being happy and cheerful is a death sentence for me. If that’s mandatory to get some company they I’m cursed to be alone and virgin for the rest of my life.

I read the Bible once… Meh, didn’t liked the ending.

The 5 percent of something is better than the 100 percent of nothing.

I though they were going to do gaming?