The theorem states that given an infinite amount of time, which is outside the realm of the life of the universe.

Don’t forget step 2, putting the bread in sideways

What does the first sentence in the post say?

The Toxic Avenger of the Crab People

Sure, because everyone’s experience with their parents is just like yours

But they said yeats…

Spectacular

Welch’s made a fruit punch soda that was next fucking level for me.

Precious hamburgers?

Donny who loved bowling.

Shut the FUCK up, Donnie!

Pure spite is a hell of a drug

Tim Honks

bobbin my head in agreement

Or a character from Team America

Pretty sure he died

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, it feels like someone traveled back in time and accidentally changed something.

She looks like one of the marionettes from Team America

I like to live dangerously and coffee is much more permanent

I do the crossword every morning with my coffee