Well, I’m disabled/neurodivergent. So really I technically shouldn’t be able to get drafted (I’m saying this with the knowledge I gained back when I wanted to join the Marines when I was 15 that the Military doesn’t usually enlist people with either autism or ADHD. And I have both. )

Simple. I like beef, so I eat beef.

Well, I was taught this, so there🤷🏾‍♀️

Yes, I was actually taught that blood in the body is blue until it reaches oxygen

The version of the Little Einsteins theme song i would sing in middle school and high-school everytime we went on a field trip on a school bus

We’re going on a trip, in our favorite piece of shit! Doin’ 95, we’ll probably fucking die!

The teachers hated it but a bunch of the other kids thought it was funny and would sing along

But really though, have you ever ridden on the highway in a schoolbus during a fieldtrip? This is absolutely what it felt like, that you were going 95 mph with no seatbelts and you were gonna die

No, I am not Japanese

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No and see that’s the funny thing. I’ve had people try to call me stupid or the r slur, but like, they couldn’t even be bothered to spell “you are” you’re correctly. That always makes me laugh, because oh the irony!

Any time anyone starts throwing insults and slurs at me like a Frisbee in lieu of an actual counterarguement

I do not “think that the whole world revolves around me”

I am on government insurance.

Yes, i have in fact tried eating less

And see, that’s what my problem was

Yes, I am technically a type-2 diabetic, but i am a diabetic with good numbers, so my insurance is saying "oh we wont pay for those meds. You don’t need it."🙄😒

Yeah, paying $200+ a week for a shot. In this economy?

I don’t know anyone who has that kind of money

For some reason when I was a kid, I thought the song “Jessie’s Girl” by Rick Springfield said “You know I wish that I had Tootsie Rolls” instead of “You know I wish that I had Jessie’s Girl”.

I still don’t know why i thought he was singing about tootsie rolls, but that’s how I used to sing along to it

Yep, Mychal Threets is the new host of Reading Rainbow!

And he’s also the official residential librarian for PBS Kids.

I got to meet him in Kansas City, and he was just as kind and gentle in real life, maybe even moreso, as he is in his posts

Hot take? Maybe. Conspiracy theory? Probably a better description for what i am about to say.

I truly believe that the reason the “No Child Left Behind Act” was made/passed, at least in part, was to try and make kids “blind”, so to speak, as to the wrong/evil that the government is doing.

Or at the very least, that’s why book bans are a thing.

Oh my stars, this has got to be, single handedly, the absolute best answer I’ve ever received on any post!

Oh my goodness this had me laughing out loud for a good 5 minutes and I’m still laughing.

Thank you for the good chuckle, I love to laugh. I hope you have a wonderful rest of your day and week

Oh yeah no, I totally wear the kidult label with pride.

You will rarely ever see me without any emotion support plushie in tote

That’s just your opinion 😊

I don’t care about being cool. I collect childhood things because they make me happy.