Wait until you learn of 51/17.

Or to Randall Munroe. Oh, wait…

Do octopodes even have teeth?

You know your shit.

You just used a fucking swearing word!

Yeah, I used to post on the forums back in the day. What was it called, The Octagon? It was a fun place. I miss old-school forums =/

He’s still writing Dark Science and it’s still dogshit, but there might be a few one-offs you missed. Those are great.

I forgor 💀

I’m wondering how you got there.

Snot, though…

Beware the coming of the World Canadian.

But he turned me into a newt!

Fuck y**h!

Drugs are a hell of a drug.

Username checks out.

From wikipedia:

Traditionally, all animals in the group now known as simians are counted as monkeys except the apes. Thus monkeys, in that sense, constitute an incomplete paraphyletic grouping; however, in the broader sense based on cladistics, apes (Hominoidea) are also included, making the terms monkeys and simians synonyms in regard to their scope.

apes ⊂ monkeys, actually.

Humans are apes, apes are monkeys, paraphyletic groups are bullshit.

The universe is believed to end just a few nanoseconds before a monkey finishes writing Hamlet.

You should go see a speech therapist.