pfft BWA-HAHAHAHHHAA

That is a perfect sample if someone with photoshop skills wanted to do a PAWS poster mock-up, a la JAWS

One does not simply drive into Mordor.

“So that’s one McBorscht and a Supersized Failed Missile Launch, amiright guys? ROFL”

“Ugh, I’m so sick of this guy’s shit.”

“Your missiles do suck, tho.”

Soon to be a member of KCI, Kentucky Correctional Institution

The all important exchange with Daffy is missing however… “You jump into the lava with one ring!”

“No, you jump into the lava with the one ring!”

“No, you jump into the lava with the one ring!”

“No, you jump into the lava with the one ring!”

“NO! I’ll jump into the lava with the one ring!”

“NO! I’ll jump into the lava with the one ring!”

“NO! I’ll jump into the lava with the one ring!”

“NO! I’ll jump into the lava with the one ring! AND THAT’S FINAL!”

Return of the Living Dead Swamp Thing Night of the Comet Fright Night (original or remake) Paranorman The Frighteners Arachnophobia

Take a byte and report back.

Um, no! *(giggles in fed)

No, we don’t. Just because you’re reporting it doesn’t make it so. I’m not going into debt for some piece of plastic in nice packaging.

“You’ve been stabbed by the Morgul Blade of the Nazghul, a wound that never truly heals.” “I’ve had worse.”

“The pointy end goes into the other man.”

Zippy says “If you can’t say something nice, say something surrealistic.”

Some rabbit’s gonna have the coolest keychain ever.

Farofa deez nuts!

Magnified anus-fleas

Distilled or deionized? Deionized doesn’t conduct electricity. Also, don’t mix cooling plate materials. Use all copper or all aluminum. One of them will cause the other to corrode if sharing water.

I knew nothing of the game and presumed as a “witcher” I’m supposed to kill witches. Be, um, …selective.

“I fart in your general direction!”

Crabulous!