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No. Jusssst realllly happy to sssssee you!
No. Jusssst realllly happy to sssssee you!
RealDoll has entered the chat.
Not a parent BUT the best thing I ever saw for a small child was “fast feet”. Basically, teach the kid to run in place like it’s a game, making fast feet. Do it enough and it tires them out.
🔥b00bs🔥 feel like bags of sand 💯
The original Sourtoe Cocktail
And the smell….
Napoleon Dynadidn’t
WWJD? Shrek, apparently.
The Breach, or The Crowning Incel
Empire = dirt Crown = thorns/shit (JC/NIN) Chair = liar’s
Do it up with some BBQ sauce instead of marinara and add smoked pulled pork or beef? Hells to the yeah!!
Ergo, I am Superman. And I know what’s happening.
Makes me think of this
Food? No. Cuisine? Perhaps.
Personally, the first time I experienced this.`
And automated paper towel dispensers… “You will give me a paper towel, now.” And they reply (in my mind), “To gibba pappa towa, now”.
My niece and nephew loved the “this guy” gag. What’s got two thumbs and thinks you’re the coolest? THIS GUY! and point to yourself with your thumbs.