Can you cook it and sell it? Like parboiled?

The Irish wish they were McHung like that.

This fucking guy thinks he can just bring back a joke from 8998 BC and make it work!

What does Ricardo Demetrius Jackson have to do with any of this?

Doesn’t count if your blowhole isn’t exposed. They go together.

This description just turned me on.

I would do this. This. I would do.

I kinda broke a ninja code by sharing this knowledge, but I love you guys.

It’s a practice ninja star for little Japanese kindergartners?

“Good morning and thanks for calling MAGA Mobile. Please listen to the options and make your selection for the best possible service. For Spanish, press 423 and wait for a knock on the door. For English, god bless Trump…”

And the number of remaining sprinkles once the donuts are removed are proportional to surface area and thus girth.

Should be the Wholesome News thread

My regular run of the mill butt plug drives the dogs nuts every time I rip a mean one.

I just hope they continue working on the air filtering butt plug because my friends and family are having a tough time being around me after dinner.

Egg.

All races welcome in this steroid fueled circle jerk. I like it. I really do.

Breakfast-Dinner? Tha fuck you doin’ ovah he-ah?

Seems like you need more freedom.

You just rubbed one out looking at this poor patriot’s family foto, didn’t you? And you bust that nut in a flash!

I love it. It’s beautiful too. Great job with it.