That’s … normal

Midichlorians are what give people the ability to move objects with their minds.

You’re thinking of Miranda-class

Now all the racers are into tongue extensions

The bean boy turned into a bean and thus the family had to eat him

Yes, but only diagonally

Only if they enjoy it

By being interesting.

How you do that is up to you. Like visibly enjoying hobbies, having an eccentric look, going for a fun personality, or being in cool locations. It also allows you to talk about something you personally enjoy.

+20 if the bouncer is a baby

Here you have both

In movies there is this trope that if you don’t see a corpse, then the character is probably not dead.

So it means Black Daddy?

And lose access to healthcare, get tsunami’d by guns, be forced to capitalize on everything for the shareholders, and become part of the current laughing stock of the world?

I doubt any Canadian would want that.