Yup*, captain’s cadaverific. I can’t recall anything about the rest of the crew.

The captain receives a moment of clarity as he gasps at the merciless cold consuming his body entire, water flooding into his torso as his life gently bubbles from his mouth. “My portfolio is secure” he thinks.

What are people celebrating in June? Juneteenth?

“I never thought that I’d need permission but having it feels so liberating.”

“Someone” is himself. This was posted amidst the proliferation of fake recruiter comeuppances a few years ago. I feel rude pointing it out but I really don’t want someone to replicate this and find themselves doxed by some doofus with way too much time on their hands.

As a fan of non sequiturs, I’m a bit surprised to have never seen this. Thank you for the link!

I’m not sure I believe that. Could you post yours to verify?

It was the published number for the business until a series of prank calls and 1600 daily newsletters rendered it unusable. It’s best not to gamble with crazy.

“Now to hand over my phone number with identifying area code to this unstable stranger. This won’t lead to any repercussions.”

No. Unfortunately, I’m all out of Chianti.

Biblically accurate entreaty for coexistence.

You’re right, I got a bit ahead of myself. Allow me to clarify. In general, the wind in Russia moves from east to west, which is a consideration in both air travel and windmill construction. However, helicopters are among the least impacted aircraft due to their free-form movement and large, stable propellers. Takeoff and landing can both occur within a relatively small area even in unfavorable conditions. I hope that answers any lingering questions.

“She had it coming” she said calmly, licking her thumb and rubbing ash from her cheek. “She refused to stop mentioning the game.”

As an expert on equine burials in the pacific, I’d like to weigh in. Ocean burials make up the overwhelming majority of pacific horse funerals, but there have been notable advances in stratospheric inurnment in recent years.

Cuz sex is fun. I’m not gonna slut shame.

This assumes that the person faking it expects continued interaction and/or safety. Women often fake it with flings when they simply want things to finish and don’t want to have an awkward conversation with the person they never intend to see again. They also fake it to avoid confrontation due to perceived emasculation.

Now, if you feel safe in your non-transient relationship, this is literally the best advice in the world.

followed by India in 1990

India, a country considerably more blasé about safety standards than the US, had already banned it a generation ago. Terrifying negligence on behalf of the FDA. How much money could this have possibly saved the megacorps?

There were many items on the list, none stocked. My ketogenic diet and filthy toilet phase had just begun.

Just looks like a regular old god complex to me. Probably not favorable for a jury at your murder trial to believe that you feel 100% beyond reproach. Spider webs are also often associated with gangs. Fairly reasonable to hide.

Edit: dis my 999th comment. I’d like to thank my ibs and insomnia for helping me attain this grand achievement.

“I’m so sorry, that woman over there just purchased all of our rice.“ She barely manages to wave above the overstuffed cart.

“Alright, can you point me toward the quinoa?”

“I’m so sorry, all we have left is barley.

*gasp* my gluten allergy.