Those words embody like half of the atrocities mankind has committed. Something or someone can be both silly and horrifying. Like pol pot or trump

“Well, it was nice seeing you. I’d shake your hand, but don’t touch me.”

Thank you!

He never said that, stop lying on the internet. He lives rent free in your head. Those women probably attacked his tender, tiny digits with their powerful genitals for street cred. (Darvo)

Well, the world certainly understands that the US holds a grudge. But Castro is dead. Feels a bit silly at this point

The little Hispanic fella right beneath bugs bunny, anyone know who they are?

Yeah, moreover, they’ve always taken more land after every major offensive of the last hundred years. Who hasn’t seen it coming?

“That’s our orange idiot. We like to keep him around for jokes and economic policy.”

I don’t recall them mentioning anything about it being in cans. Definitely an option at restaurants and “upscale” delis, but the time spent in stores was often spent speaking to people, rather than reading labels. As an aside, culture’s closer to Chinese than South Korean. More curt, less formal.

Watched a short, surreptitious filmed documentary on North Korea and they confirmed that dog was on the menu. It’s on the pricier side but cheaper than exotic and premium meats

Alternative front end, my friend.

Reposting my aphid hate

Having imported ladybugs into a greenhouse for the express purpose of exterminating aphids, I can tell you with certainty that they’re kinda dumb. A leaf completely coated with aphids will see 4 plucked and obliterated by mandibles, and 50 ignored, only to search for more distant prey. The buffet is right there, why are you searching for scraps beneath it?

But there’s nothing quite like seeing the little shits disappear into an organic shredder, clawing desperately, fruitlessly at survival. I fucking despise aphids.

English Wikipedia has been down all day. Very, very rarely do I take anything for granted, and yet, I felt a pit in my stomach when I saw a blank page. It’s funny to realize just how much of a fixture in my life Wikipedia has been.

“Let him cook”

He makes the full valuation of the WSJ every few weeks via Amazon stock. It could be assumed, then, that he cares about Amazon’s stock price

Folks in Puerto Rico when they’re admitted as a state: “he tells it like it is.”

Ahhh, that makes sense. Thank you!

Do you use a client? They look identical to me on browser. I’ll keep what you’ve said in mind but I’m still curious.

Well, I didn’t mean to be taken literally. Netanyahu understands espionage and murder and is supreme executor of all affairs. Expecting anything else from his Israel is just silly. Frankly, I just want to know whether Iran will make the next decade a nightmare for me with their response. That one is up in the air.

I mean… it’s Netanyahu at the reins. To be honest, I’m not even sure whether he likes Israelis or dislikes Palestinians, he might just be a violence enthusiast bringing his hobby to work with him