Sounds like she saved you a lot of trouble, lol

Reposting screenshots to other websites was the original Fediverse

We’ll just have to fight to the death over it. Either way, both of us will end up regretting a few things

Oh absolutely not. I would scarf down that entire chicken mess and spend the next two days regretting all my life choices

I don’t think they’re making judgments about every single dad, they’re just saying that the stereotype of many fathers not interacting much with their kids holds true for more fathers than one might expect.

Yeah it kind of looks like a bundt cake made out of boneless chicken wings

Congratulations this is the best (worst) one yet

There are a lot of quality of life improvements in ck3 and a few new fun mechanics, but overall it’s way too easy and lacking in flavor or immersion. Once you’ve played one country, you’ve played them all.

“Dongles per snongle” sounds like a British person measuring the gender ratio at their local pub

There’s a slim but real chance that Mitch McConnell drops dead on live television in the near future and I refuse to miss it

I’m sure there are individuals who think that way, but I don’t think it’s a significant number at all - certainly not among elected representatives, political commentators, or anyone else with a significant amount of power to actually affect gun legislation.

It’s odd to me that so often when someone refers to gun control of any sort, people like the commenter I responded to immediately respond with “Well you can’t just ban all guns.” The vast majority of the time, nobody is actually proposing that we do so. It’s over-defensiveness at best and strawmanning at worst.

You cannot simply ban or remove the tool from everywhere because it is still serves a very important purpose.

I’ve never actually encountered someone either online or in person who things we can or should ban all guns in the US. I don’t think this person exists in any significant capacity, except in the imaginations of paranoid gun owners. There’s definitely nothing in the image above to imply that, either.

I’m still angry about that person from a couple days back who doesn’t preheat their oven

Honestly, lawn mowers are one of my favorite wake-up sounds. Up there with the sound of breakfast cooking in the kitchen.

I’ll definitely have to try, lol. Green pants are just so hard to pair with other colors. Maybe a deep blue?

Cock-and-ball sink

This one time, I showed up to work in a pair of green slacks and a white dress shirt, sleeves rolled up to the elbow. A friend of mine sees me that morning and the first thing he says is “You’re dressed exactly like Peter Griffin.”

It was easily the most devastating sentence anyone has ever spoken to me. I haven’t worn those pants since.

I’m gonna need to know more about Xanax the Sorcerer, lmao

As a licensed rapturologist I can verify that rapture events do leave stains on organic material. It’s the same miraculo-chemical process that burns Jesus’ face into the toast of true believers.

That’s a tough one. I want to be considerate, but I ain’t trying to raise 1,500 to 10,000 quarter-guppy children.

I think I would have to make like a salmon, fertilize the eggs as best I can, and then slowly wither away and die