New Zealand is in stealth mode. We keep it off the maps so trump doesn’t know it exists and leaves it alone

Jokes on them, I only read Luigi articles to fawn over the pictures

Maybe sacrificing people to appease the sun god never stopped, and the aptly named illuminati organize a new war every time the sun looks angry

Desalinated saline

Finally… A socially acceptable place for my dog to take a dump when I’m out walking him

These are also great for when you’re up to your third divorce and looking for ways to streamline the process

Suqma ballgowns

Obviously fake. Do they really expect us to believe the streetlamps are turned on despite the fact it’s a sunny day? Couldn’t be more obvious

Exactly. Joining ice is the easiest way to show the world you’re antisocial, racist and have zero emotional intelligence. These people wouldn’t know empathy if it slapped someone else across the face

Man… I remember when CCleaner was called CrapCleaner. Feels like a fever dream

“Nice, but I kinda prefer the newer model from the spring catalogue. The subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark.”

This guy fucks.

In my experience this is how it feels to communicate as an autistic person