Don’t hurt yourself reaching

So… The gun wasn’t needed

Nah fuck your guns too

“Written text” is like, redundant.

Safety regulations have always been written in blood.

How much blood, though, appears to be up for debate.

https://youtu.be/KkIkymh5Ayg?si=UNBOxVx5mjXCvLqO

Been a bit since I watched this, but I’m pretty sure they discover the health inspectors can’t even keep up with them.

Do you have a prom date yet

It’s only a matter of time before they see one of my posts and throw me some cash

It’s the equivalent of “no backsies” and “you can’t triple-stamp a double -stamp”

sToOpId bRaYn dEd

Whatever happened to Queen Didi or whatever her name was

LATELY?!

Mostly they just try to get out of paying child support

S A L T Y

You keep saying this, are you having a stroke?

They just snuck that turd in there lol

Yuck dude

More mulch for the fields i guess

That’s actually perfect, haha.

I’m tempted to start selling meaningless certificates as sovcit catnip. I bet they don’t even question why I only take USD