Trump wears Elevator shoes to appear taller. This is part of the reason why he’s always hunched forward.

DeSantis also wears them.

The delivery driver deserves a raise.

Also, the kitty with the maki rolls got me.

many “normal” EULA’s aren’t really binding, if you get down to it.

Also. Relevant XKCD

Have you seen the carbon footprint of a rocket launch?

I’d rather compost. Let their anger feed kids. Literally.

Spray on gold rustoleum?

I like the way you think.

the random single toilet bathroom that’s got one of those pull-on-pull off hanging lighbulbs and exposed plumbing, a sink that’s cracked enough to not be useful, and the entire space generally hasn’t seen custodial attention in forever because like 3 people on the staff know about it.

that room should be his memorial.

I think I saw that anime.

you don’t want to smoke the trump bible.

it’s probably made in china and contaminated with shitloads of toxins and heavy metals.

it’s straight up voter intimidation.

This shit needs to stop.

It’s like Canadians took all of their negative emotions, stuffed them into Canada geese and sent them south.

Cobra Chickens are mean.

That floof.

That majesty.

That rank indifference.

I think I’m in love, lol.

I kinda feel like Gin needs a Tonic.

they poop on top of things like rocks or logs, as a way of marking territory. similar to how dogs piss on things that are upright. By not rolling off it keeps it some what elevated, so the scent spreads a bit further.

At least, that’s the theory.

That just leaves one mystery: why wombats evolved cubic poop in the first place. Hu speculates that because the animals climb up on rocks and logs to mark their territory, the flat-sided feces aren’t as likely to roll off from these high perches.

As for what the world is supposed to do with this new information, Hu admits that it’s “not going to replace the way we manufacture plastic.” But the wombat’s strategy could help engineers design better ways to shape valuable or sensitive materials, he says.

Aww! Thanks! I could use a good snuggle!

like seriously, though, god totally tolerated the existence of all sorts of down right awful people. what kind of asshole do you have to be… to get “fuck you in particular” kind of attention?

American Standard, Young’s Literal Translation, are both out of copyright as well. Both of which are more readable than the KJV and frequently offer more insight into historical and cultural context without… fudging things for political interests…

also that part where god snuffed a guy because he was an asshole. I kinda wish he’d go back to doing that. (well. maybe not. I get the feeling my definition of ‘asshole’ and their god’s definition are different.)

Which the whole symbolism of the temple veil being torn when Jesus carked on the cross was meant to mean there was no need for anyone (the clergy) to do that or to intercede.

people still read the KJV?

and like, not as some sort of masochistic snoodery?

to be fair, I did specific “featherless”.

(also, that video now just made the rounds to all three other people working in my office… Eh. it’s friday. we mostly bullshit and wait for something to go wrong.)