CEX seems to be doing alright though

“Oh yes Liz, fuck me like I’m the economy!”

Surely you have a cheeky wank every now and again though?

See also: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whataboutism

Are you an idiot or just an edgelord?

Fake? On 4chan‽ Say it ain’t so!

Invalid URL?

ADHD too. That’s why you see more of that.

Citation needed!

More money, you’ll live longer and so have more time to spend with kiddo, and hopefully they’ll never have to post on one of these threads complaining about the smell at dad’s house!

Seriously though, good luck!

My heroin guy was driving a tank, my crystal meth guy was just sitting on a nuke Dr Strangelove-style

At least old faithful is getting some use after all these years!

You didn’t at all, don’t worry, I was just making a joke!

Free users are low value but they can cost a ton in support and commercial effort

Maybe they shouldn’t offer a free trial then

We also like talking loudly in English, being sick, and light hooliganism

Politest way I’ve ever been called out for reposting!

A wizard did it

Mate, if you think running donkey rides is the same as owning slaves then you really need to rethink your world view a bit. I’m all for reducing animal cruelty but I don’t think this argument is helping.

Mrs Melling said she took her children out of school during term due to the “unbelievable price” of holidays in the summer months.

One travel agent told the BBC that holiday costs can be as much as 40% higher during the school holidays.

“It was £5,500 to go in the summer and to go in February it was £2,500, it’s a no brainer,” Mrs Melling said.

Yes, the reason it costs more is because everyone else is following the rules

Didn’t know he was also the PM of Australia

TIL you can view people’s name-change history on Steam