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Gilligan’s ISSland
Gilligan’s ISSland
“That’s right! It’s going well…”
“Sure it is. It’s just the coming back that’s causing trouble!”
Nominative determinism strikes again!
Would it be a reasonable guess that this could be caused by untreated farm runoff from infected cows’ poo?
Meanwhile the Dems are whining and flailing because China has too many solar panels and EVs
Pb is yellow and there are two more colors to go…
“Hey, that’s not fair! They’re using an OP economic system. I’m Top-tier ‘Barbarism’ specced and I get stomped on every time. We demand that you NERF China!”
The sea level along the US coastlines is projected to rise by 0.25–0.3 m by 2050, increasing the probability of more destructive flooding and inundation in major cities
Oh, but that’s 26 years away! We’ll probably have that bridge finished and be ready to tackle the next project by then
“Sure appreciate that the government functions just well enough to make it illegal for it to function at all…”
“Sure thing bro!”
This has the same vibe as Homer’s re-interview with the Germans
“You’ve been Shadow Chancellor for 3 years. What initiatives have you spearheaded in that time?”
“Uh, all of them?..”
“I see…then you must have some good ideas for the future as well?”
“I sure do!”
“…”
“Such as?”
“Well, uh, I wish the workers wouldn’t be so whiny about us taking all their money…Because, a lot of capitalists really like money…”
Ohh, so that’s the deal with airline food
“NYT stands by its reporting etc.”
“Paper of record doesn’t care you caught them lying to promote genocide, and neither do we”
The US army has been training these militants inside Al-Tanf under the pretext of confronting ISIS.
“Look, just put these two letter patches after your name and we’ll fund you instead of fight you. Deal?”
One month later
“We’re pleased to announce the eradication of ISIS with the heroic deeds of our forces in the area: ISISN’T”
I appreciate that they took the time to find the perfect embodiment of guilty giggles to try to sell their BS. Like, every time I see this guy it feels like a sketch of “What if The Joker got a job at the State Dept.”
“If we stop testing right now, we’d have very few [concerns], if any.”
Y’know…if a country can be completely erased by a woman wearing a shirt with a picture of fruit on it, perhaps that country lacks legitimacy?
Maybe by “Maverick side” they mean like Tom Cruise in Top Gun: really enthusiastic about guns and missiles, and just fighting imperialist wars in general?
lol, in the finest American tradition:
“Everything is quiet. There is no trouble. There will be no war. I wish to return.” To which Hearst’s alleged reply was: "Please remain. You furnish the pictures and I’ll furnish the war.
An investigation in 1974, reached the opposite conclusion, that the explosion had originated inside the ship.
And that’s not even with the “real man” window extensions that stick out another 3 feet to see around all the nothing they’re hauling