Whoa Kevin Barnes is on Lemmy?

I’m actually pretty good at mental math and I credit playing cribbage as a kid with my grandfather.

Also fitting that there is no 19 in this tier list.

Thank you for your service. I was going to say the same thing.

Home fries outclass french fries all day in my book.

You know what’s a great way to spruce up a bagel and cream cheese and get kind of a sandwich too? Add lettuce, tomato, and onion and eat the bagel like a sandwich.

I do everything bagel, toasted with either veggie or jalapeño cream cheese with lettuce, tomato, and onion and boy howdy.

Also great on an egg and cheese as well.

Oh good. More “The Lord of the Rings” shovelware

Ohm me ohm my

Pretty good job actually. I flashed back to 10th grade when I saw the cake.

This would be more beautiful if there was a tunnel on the other side of the bridge.

Counterpoint: Tolkien didn’t start LOTR until he was 45

Why would you give notice? Just leave.

I’m right there with you

What’s jabling jables?

Needs banana for scale

Yooooouuu shaaalll touch grass!

• Gandalf

Cheddie Vedder

It’s no Beef Fizz

Alt + F4

Adventure Time x Hades…

Shut up and take my money

No, this is not true. No, English is not math.

See. Both of those sentences contain “double negatives.”