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Pretty stupid even for Johnson.
When is the iron maiden toy coming out?
Either way, it would have been tiny and malformed.
Sounds like you’re not in the U.S.
If he thinks five grand is a big hospital bill, he’s not living in the real world.
Doctor. Could be tinnitus.
Oh. It’s Texas.
Nice pimp shoes. How appropriate.
It is fucking horrible. If you don’t get that, you’re living in a different century.
Analyze your limitations. We all think we’re Superman sometimes. We’re not.
Taking care of yourself will pay off, literally if you are in the U.S. and subject to our horrible healthcare.
It’s easy to lapse into a sedentary lifestyle – don’t do it. The couch is not your friend.
I got food poisoning there the day after Christmas.
Note to self: never go to a fast food restaurant the day after it was closed for a holiday.
I used premade dough a couple times, and it seemed kind of gloppy.
It takes time to make dough and roll it out, but it’s been worth it.
Your pizza looks excellent, by the way…
Fuck Door Dash.
These assholes ripped me off for over $90 dollars.
Then their automated system called me and woke me up at 1:30 am to ask me about my customer service experience.
I would drink poison before I ever did business with these shit sucking assholes again.
Pathetic piece of shit.
I’ve stepped in better in a hog wallow.
Affect.