If my father taught me one thing it’s never trust a robot in a game of tag
Definitely not at my place on Sat 11pm…
My browser will have blackjack and hookers…
You can absolutely capture data in transmission
Jos was busy looking for the nearest gas station…
Be careful I started down that road with a 500gb external hdd and now I’ve got a 40tb raid array and a homelab consuming my walk in closet.
Nonono it’s electromagic energy being emitted…source am in IT
Yeah the company I work at security would’ve 100% got that hdd from him…
Man critized for being 10 min early and then down voted for being 15 min early…I’m always early/on time is all I gotta say
My first day at my duty station I was 10 min early to work and a staff sergeant told me if I wasn’t 15 min early I’m already 5 min late…good words to live by
Tha poor fucker…“I wanna talk to a human”…“you are beep boop”
My God the amount of times I have to pull the frickin issue out of people…
Whenever my troubleshooting doesn’t work it’s because I forgot to power cycle
Your missing the last picture where I’m giving out handies for 10 a pop and looking ragged as fuck…
Personal projects = it’ll work until it doesn’t
Professional projects = I’m hiding in the MDF hoping no one finds me
The warm fuzzy you feel after a job well done
It’s pretty easy to hate golf when all I do is chop at grass and hurt my shoulders…
Bro if the new home owner had a research quantum computer from IBM or Intel we’d be best friends…
Me trying to have some alone time…