Bruh sick as hell

congratulations, you just figured out what happens after i read the label: i don’t fucking buy it.

i want to hope

all the fucking time

just about every time i want to eat something, i look at the ingredients…

> modified corn starch
> [some variant of] fructose
> [textile run-off seed-based] oil
> literal fucking wood pulp “cellulose gum”
> [several unintelligible syllables] (to protect flavor)
> red 40 for some fucking reason

actually, yeah. this is exactly how it turns out when good guys with guns stop bad guys with guns

let’s send a big truckload of thoughts and prayers to the republicans over it!

Look, everyone knows it’s hard to say Steve while there’s a cock in your mouth.

Sad. The only appropriate response is to tell Trump and his GOP toadies to get over it. This is the situation they created. This is the natural consequence of reactionaries and lax gun control. They shat this bed and they absolutely deserve to drown in it.

meh. i main firefox now.

gunman
*DOMESTIC TERRORIST

Yes and FURTHERMORE, POE’S LAW EXISTS

and it’s NOT actually “just” about parody - it’s all too often impossible to tell honest anecdote apart from ideological rhetoric.

Wonder if it was AwkwardTheTurtle.

PUBLIC SHAMING WORKS ON BULLIES

a not inaccurate description of his behaviors.

especially the paranoid delusions.

his constant professing of what “people” “say” “to him”, especially particularly absurd things that there is no evidence anyone has ever said to him, would also technically meet the definition of him hearing voices - IF he is not lying. Which, to be fair, he could be, because he lies about a lot of shit all the time.

Impossible to rule out. Looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, swims like a duck. I’m no ornithologist but heuristically speaking treating the proverbial duck-like phenomenon as though it is a duck coincides with a statistically high probability of ideal results.

good.

choices have consequences.

no one who endorses a psychotic dictator should ever be allowed to feel comfortable in life.

$23/hr x 40 hours = $920/wk
$920 x 52 weeks per year = $47,840 per year, gross.
government takes ~25% in taxes leaving you with net $35,880
rent is $850 x 12 months = $10,200
$35,880 - $10,200 = $25,680
student loans $1000/mo x 12 months = $12,000
$25,680 - $12,000 = $13,680
groceries $400 x 12 months = $4,800 $13,680 - $4,800 = $8,880 to spare.

Your annual budget has a surplus of $8,880
Divided over 12 months, you have an allowance of $740 per month.

Honestly you have it better than most people.

Furthermore you don’t need $400 in food each month.

Food is stupid anyway; Most Americans are overweight, so you can probably get by on less.

If carbohydrates have not yet been made toxic to your biochemistry via your metabolism being turbofucked to hell by sugar and empty starch, you could pull the red beans and rice plus basic spice hack for staple nutrition. Literally just big fucking bags of dry brown rice and dried red beans.

I see dried red beans and dry brown rice coming in around $1 per lb, and that’s DRIED remember - after you soak them and cook them you’re getting multiple pounds of food per dollar. You could get your grocery budget down to $100 per month if this is your base-load calorie source per meal and you decide to spruce things up every so often with a dollar here and a dollar there.

pretty sure i’ve had that nightmare at least once

They’d have to walk away with my entire torso because I’m wearing it and it gives me counterbalance XD

the 1920s were the “roaring 20s” The 2020’s ain’t “roaring”. Maybe I’m wrong to call them the “screaming 20s”, maybe I should call them the “wailing 20s” or the “weeping 20s” or perhaps the “whimpering 20s”.

mine is Wallet, Keys, Phone, (ear)Buds, Mask, Hat; then i also pick up my backpack that has everything in it that i would need to restart my life from scratch and bring that with me too.

active prescription medication, insurance info, medical records, notarized copies of identifying documents (the originals are in a safe deposit box admittedly), my core set of electronics and their infrastructural bits (chargers, cables, I/O adapters, input devices, batteries, storage, a small fold-up solar panel), basic hygiene supplies, first aid kit, water purification tablets, a mess kit, waterproof matches, a leatherman multitool, 50’ of 500lb rated paracord (it’s purple! :D), an 8’x10’ tarp, my towel (obviously of course) and a thousand dollars of emergency cash in a hidden pouch inside another hidden pouch. (edit: oh right i also have several single serving pouches of jerky in there for emergency nutrition if needed)

it’s not nearly as heavy as i expected it to be so i just kinda lug it everywhere. There’s even room for two spare changes of underclothes or one entire extra set of clothes, under and outer, should i bother to bring some.

…

the screaming 20s have been difficult and taught me to be ready to go in a moment’s notice ._.

Thank you, Lain.