Super Mario world with my dad

This is a fun game I recommend to anyone. I eventually got a bit bored but installed the multiverse mod and now have 50x more content to play with

Lol doubt.

Plankton

That’s just because it’s dried out. Keep it wet and there’s gonna be mold and decomposition. The main preservative at play here is salt. Also used to work at McDonald’s. There was a burger inside of a bag that fell behind the safe that looked pretty normal even though when I found it it was like 10 years old. Was still crazy but I wasn’t surprised though for this reason

I like how my social security card explicitly says not to be for identification and tax purposes only. But I need for absolutely fucking everything and to identify I’m a citizen. Can hardly sign up for a new email without a SSN. (Exaggerating of course about the email)

Well more just the military in general. It’s mostly just free college roulette. My uncle got free college but also he was almost blown up in a rocket attack. His friends from the same rocket attack didn’t make it to college…

I mostly hear military people from where I am say “there is free education! You pansies just have to earn it” idk just seems problematic to me haha

That’s true! There can definitely be really good opportunities there. I just like to be contrarian

It’d be cool except the non zero chance of catching a bullet just because I wanted to have benefits other people have for free… and I know that I could be shot in civilian life too. But like, doesn’t that just make it worse

At least it wasn’t in the US. Calling the police on someone for anything has a non zero chance of just getting them straight up murdered. So i was happy to see it was in NZ lol

I’m sure even when you heard it as an 8 year old It wasn’t after you shot someone in the face for no reason. Lmao.

“We’re sowwy 👉👈😔” oh my God just fuck off and forgiveness doesn’t always deserve given. Just do better. Apologizing doesn’t wipe anything away. Just stop letting this shit happen all the time and knowing/thinking people will just half forget about it

I don’t know how they think I could afford subscriptions for every object in my life. There’s no way

Tinder. Really happy, now my wife baby coming soon. Those shitty awful apps can work sometimes

Mechanical engineer is surely some good money. But from experience there’s a big spectrum of pay depending on what her mother specifically did as a molecular biologist. Sounds really intense but biology pays pretty shit sometimes haha. I know molecular biologists with PhDs working for 16 an hour at a nonprofit near me.

Thanks for posting I enjoyed watching that

I really liked this story too!

Lmao same

Less than the rate of inflation 😮‍💨 guess I make less this year than last year.

Ftl is awesome I really like it. Eventually I got the multiverse mod which is really well done and adds more events and aliens and things