Odd that Xitter should be the dump that officially reveals this, as the reveal runs counter to their interests.

So far the comments are all jokes, but I’m not laughing. The inmate is Australian, the prison is Australian, and Vegemite is widely beloved down under, certainly not something esoteric, expensive, or difficult to obtain. Banning it is simple cruelty, akin to banning hamburgers in US prisons.

They survived, and Jeremy isn’t being tortured in a Salvadoran prison, so this is good news, or as good as the news gets in 2025. But Trump & the Republicans got what they want — a productive member of society, his family, and his business all driven out of the country.

It is just savagery. Fix your heart! (:

Cruelty does not demonstrate righteousness.

There’s no opposing party.

All these goons are armed; take a shot at any of them, and all of them will return fire, pursue the shooter, 24/7 stream the ever-present surveillance video on Fox News, etc. Without all that, without even any of that, it’s just another lie.

Oh, please. Use pled, not pleaded.

Are you being sarcastic, man?

Fishermen?

They are innocent until proven guilty, not until killed.

Telling the truth is a dangerous business.

Only morons need an influencer’s advice on how to shower.

Probably a generational difference. I’m old.

Yup. When I read the article a few hours ago, it was a lot scarier than it is now.

Everybody makes occasional mistakes, but the journalistic norm is to append a correction, which isn’t here. Something like, “An earlier version of this story incorrectly reported that the escaped monkeys would kill you and your family. WLBT regrets the error.”

Sounds like the first scene of Steven Seagal’s next movie…

But they’re not and they won’t. The dots almost connect themselves.

Did I stutter?

I will not vote again for Kamala Harris, nor for any other ordinary, boring, middle-of-the-road Democrat. “Vote blue no matter who” brought us to this point, where Democrats are so spineless and compromised, only a handful of elected Dems are willing to oppose fascism. Never again, for me. Give me a candidate worth voting for — that’s the only way to get my vote.

Sadly, he worshipped the wrong god — oops.