I hear folks that drink dihydrogen monoxide can become addicted after their first sip. One sip, and they are chasing that dragon for the rest of their days on earth, sad really. It’s why I only drink soda, love me some sugary teeth rot

I just man… ya know like… don’t fucking care anymore, I just dont

But people that were on the fence no longer will be. They will 100% swing his now. It’s 110% over. Especially after bidens mishaps over the last couple weeks i.e. debate, calling zelenzky putin as well misnaming many others. It’s over

It’s over. It was definitely a false flag op Are yall ready for a 100 year reign of terror from the trump family. Here comes the monarchy. I here Mexico is nice this time of year. Buckle up cause project 25 is incoming in 3, 2, boom

But haven’t you heard? It was a group of illegal Mexicans. They shot then planned to rape Melina however unfortunately those dirty illegals missed and Melina remains un-raped, well by illegals anyways. /s obviously

I would 100% die of anxiety induced cardiac arrest. That or drown from sheer panic

Any spider smaller than a quarter is welcome in my home. Any spider larger gets served a non deadly eviction notice

We already have a way. Lemmy, lemmy is the way

As an Oklahoman that loves his state. Rest in piss fuck face

Because most major us cities water the plants in the medians after sunset

That or they straight up wash the street. Both happen once sun sets

I’m attempting to spruce up my bathroom via painting it. It’s not going so well as I’m on a TIGHT budget and I’m in need up supplies. Maybe I’ll sell sperm/ plasma or something 🤔

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Me too buddy, meee too

I’d say “did you use my expensive face cream to jerk off again” would be more on par for me. Unfortunately I don’t have a wife which coincidentally is probably why I’d jerk off with expensive face cream. It’s a vicious cycle

Brag about it why don’t ya

I wasn’t able to afford medical insurance at the time and fell behind on arranged payments on 2 ER (emergency room) visits. In America medical debt effects your credit score negatively.

Sounds like you’re condescending asshole that doesn’t know what they are talking about

Yikes. I wouldn’t put that garbage on my dog even if it were free

Edit lmao at the security tags, bruh ain’t nobody stealing that junk

Yup. They keep raising my insurance, year after year even without any claims being made. This increases my monthly mortgage payments. They also keep creating bs loop holes to jump through like going off of credit scores for affordable rates which is horse shit. I had amazing credit when I bought my home, however a series of hospital visits has utterly destroyed my credit scores.

Dear Insurance companies, go fuck yourself you greedy cunts

I wonder if anyone is taking bets on who will croak first? Like Vegas for example