I just cannot bring myself to go to TPB in this day and age. It got too mainstream and seems like prime honeypot material now

Would

“What do you mean five people got here before me?! I NEED my coffee!”

Thats the reason they dont have me roped into payments right now

I could be missing something using boost instead of the website, but is there an application somewhere? I did find a link to apply for wiki contributions if thats it.

Aaaaaand now you know

You right. This is the second time I’ve felt the urge.

Eh not exactly

“Oops! We accidentally incorporates ads into our software! It was an honest mistake…”

I’ve never wanted to go smashing car windows in a lot until now

Fuck them and u/Spez. They can ban me for all i care

My problem is I sleep on all sides at any given moment. Never finding true comfort

Where do I uh… I mean what would you call uh… can I just…

Broke ass cant even destroy the world with his depression

/s

Pretty sure a good portion of that was union busting, but that’s what we’re all about now.

“Space Force? What idiot made that? Sounds like another Biden waste”

“You did, sir…”

“Brilliant plan. The most brilliantest”

A whole generation of basically disposable devices at that

Ah okay haha. Ive been buying vinyls lately and there’s a lot of people with casette merch too. I didnt remember tape being that amazing but was willing to give it a shot. I don’t have reel to reel space at my place unfortunately. Thanks for putting it out there though!

If you find a G-Shock that doesnt incorporate bluetooth and you happen to think of me, pass the name along will ya?

The one I have goes like this. Start stopwatch… Stop stopwatch… Choose between save/delete/resume…deleting…aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand deleted… *returns to watch function.

Can you drop some tape player recs to save me on tape spaghetti?

Oh ^shiiiiit