Im Australian and briefly confused Florida and Texas.

No surprise that the Yeehaw state lets you go 85.

Bounced for a decade.

Pretty white girls arent used to hearing the word NO or being on the recieving end of violence. The idea that someone might just not give a fuck and smack them in the mouth is alien to them.

Big guys are used to being percieved as a threat, my wife can argue for an hour with someone in customer service over a dispute, but the moment I weigh in and I’m anything less than dripping with pleasant energy security turns up in minutes.

When I was bouncing people would say “You cant touch me! Thats assault!” and I’d say “No, I shouldnt touch you. Big difference. I can do way more that just touch you if I decide you’re worth the trouble… Now go away.”

People do, the Secret Service protection detail shouldnt. The fact that he got shot at AT ALL from an elevated position inside of a mile is a huge fuckup.

Ok, so theres ONE reason to live in Florida.

I for one am here exclusively for the too soon jokes and have noticed a distinct lack of them.

You can try lecture me all you want but its probably going to go in one ear and hit someone else at the rally.

I think the point of the infographic is that there isnt a weight loss diet in existence that encourages a calorie surplus. Theres a literally infinite number of variables, ideologies, psychological and physiological differences as well as desired secondary outcomes that make certain weight loss diets more useful or attractive to individuals but they all share the same KEY mechanism for reducing adipose tissue as a primary goal.

I’m Australian and guns are really strictly regulated here, I also believe that guns are FUCKING FUN. Sometimes I get shitty about how hard it is to own a gun for recreational shooting then I see a smackhead at the supermarket screaming at random people and how unlikely it is that they have a gun and I think “Yep, Ill take that trade”.

If you ever have a wicked head cold snack on some raw white onion. Makes my sinuses run like a god damn firehose.

I actually think this could work with one important adjustment.

We should probably start with the people who think that killing off large portions of the population is a great idea and stop once we run out of those people.

Just your friendly reminder that some of the dumbest of rules exist for very serious reasons.

When your dick manager insists that you use the blue stuff and ONLY the blue stuff to clean the floors and goes apeshit if you dont it might not be because he is a dick. Because he is a dick, but he might have a good reason.

Dungeon Crawler Carl, Jeff Hays is fucking amazing.

You need to PRACTICE and be constantly aware of just how shit knobby tyres are on roads, just how shit road tyres are on trails and how overwhelmingly mediocre dual purpose tyres are at both… If you want to stay upright.

No they love the cops when the cops are policing them and keeping them in line. The thin blue line between US and THEM.

When its their property and their rights, the governent must be stopped from tyrany.

This is why I started wearing hats everywhere. I have to find my hat which triggers the “Have I got everything?” thought process. If I go outside without my hat it definitely triggers the “Double check EVERYTHING because you clearly arent switched on”

Some chillis are better dried, some are better pickled, some fresh, some cooked, some are better in big chunks and some are better blended into sauces… if you want to up your chilli game you’re best to do some homework.

Not to mention personal preference. I love Jalepenos cooked or diced or as part of sauces/salsa but I HATE them sliced and pickled.

In Australia smoking is so expensive that while quitting sucked 7 kinds of ass I saw a notable improvement in my financial situation that it did help.

I mean, in fairness Ben Shapiros looks are possibly the least offensive thing about literally everything else about him.

From Shadowrun but still…

“Its not terrorism, its a distract spell thats materials involve C4 and a bridge”

Not even the economic elite, just A list of some description.

Once your a big name you might have to take less money but someone somewhere will think you are a value proposition eventually.

The point is taking the free shit DOESNT give them leverage. If they imply it does you call bullshit because it IS bullshit. I dont fight for what I’m worth any less hard because I get a free bacon and egg sandwich.