How do u get this job my guidance councelor failed to mention this

It can tell you lies to questions they ain’t even invented yet

Wow, this really blew up!

It is your patriotic duty to drive past those AI surveillance cams pressing mad hams

The name stands for “chicken filet, A1 quality” which you only get from godfearing poultry

Like for a crime?

“Yes officer, suspect #5 did this” 👉

Her: 👄

Who would win: the technological pinnacle of the military industrial complex

or

One whooshi boi

Well they better give it back

Later: “sir, is this… written on the back of a Bob Evan’s kids menu?”

If anyone from any nation, USA included, wants to kick an ICE agents ass while in Canada you officially have my imiprimatur. I can get you a permission slip or doctor note saying it’s medically necessary or w/e

It was definitely a grey market situation, so maybe labeling standards are accordingly lax. They also had loads of different shroom types and coca tea

Is this lossssssssssssssssssssssssss[…]?

One way or another a pecker is going in

Which strait? The strait of whore moos AKA strait of your mom boom roasted

Glizzy go brrr

If it gets stuck u just keep suckin

Like a Frosty

He shoot n u get pregmant

After water to wine, farts to fabreeze is ezpz

Did you ever think that on this blessed day maybe we should be playing world of worships 🙏?

Like this post for ✨✨10✨✨ blessings 🤲🤲😇😇👼👼🧎‍♂️‍➡️🧎‍♀️‍➡️📿📿🛐🫃

I saw a shop in Vancouver BC selling LSD vape pens which sounds like a COMPLETELY UNHINGED way to trip balls