It’s your problem when they can’t make payroll because of it. And it’s your problem when they ultimately blame you for not having the solution ready to implement.

The first has happened to me once.

The second more times than I can count.

I absolutely cannot stand this kind of logic.

“We make a shit ton of money on this very critical piece of software!”

“Then let me fix it!”

“NO! It’s making us money NOW! It only stops making us money when it’s broken. At which point then we fix it.”

“But that might be hours. We can minimize downtime if we plan properly.”

"But it’s making us money NOW!1!1!”

I shit you not I have had various versions of this conversation throughout my career, across industries, across disciplines.

I love OurGroceries!!! It’s so handy. ngl…the app would be worth an annual subscription and makes me wonder how they keep their app running with just a one-time payment.

That’s my method as well. That and a folder to hold all the receipts. When I sell the car, I print out the spreadsheet and then trash the receipts.

Don’t forget to click that bell so you don’t miss a single update!

It was not rumor.

They retired them in 2019.

Not since Lincoln anyway.

I’ve noticed usually in the middle of the afternoon, before 4. Otherwise you’ll get the people who left early to go to Costco.

Weekends near the end of the day, oddly enough, usually are quiet as well.

I think Google does this with your phone. I can see how busy various places are by looking them up on Google maps. Really useful for my local Costco.

Is that what that is?! I could never quite put my finger on what it tastes like.

If Katie Porter ran, I’d 1000% take a leave of absence at work and work her campaign.

She is the progressive we need in the White House. I hope she runs in 2028.

Maybe It’s Some Sort Of Sovereign Citizen Thing?

Jesus fucking Christ man. At least spoiler this. This image just made me furiously masturbate.

There was a subreddit where you could find links to full movies on Pornhub. They had delightfully cheeky names.

Yeah but the wages of these employees haven’t. Don’t go making the employer raise their hourly rate!

So inconsiderate of you.

EVEN IF immigrants are taking “black jobs”…WHO IS HIRING THE IMMIGRANTS?!

WHY is it always the immigrants fault for being hired and never the capital class hiring the immigrants?!

Jesus fucking Christ his followers are dumb.

I get what you’re saying but that still gives them unsolicited permission to post ads in the first place.

I want an operating system, not an ad system that also happens to be an operating system

It’s like when Trump ran campaign ads about police brutality and crimes going up in inner cities…that all happened under Trump with the tag, “This is Biden’s America”.

It is true what they say: truth has a liberal bias.

I want this to star Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs as the two lesbians. With Joel McHale being the brother.

Dani Pudi as the other bisexual’s awkward best friend.

Donald Glover as one of the best men.

The script practically writes itself.

The problem is that Time and every other news outlet think they are the cats pajamas and deserve your subscription. They suffer a similar problem to streaming platforms except news is not exclusive.

If these companies could organize and build a “pay once, get access to everything everywhere” model, they would see subscriptions go through the roof and get more money. But since the owners of these news outlets want only their own subscribers to go up, it’s never going to happen.

I’m not going to pay for 5-10 news subscriptions no matter how great the reporting is.

But I’d be willing to pay $20 or so a month if that meant I can access any article on any news website.