I know what they did to mussolini but I wonder what they’ll mean when they say “Did you hear about the latest dictator getting eloned?”.

You’ll know where to find me, I want two rock sirloins this time.

I’ve been getting into fuck you loops with siri and chatgpt, for the opposite reasons.

Best news I’ve seen in awhile.

Ah, the Night Mother has arrived.

It’s fine, lentils and spinach will see me through till this whole global warming thing is over. /s