That’s Oasis, isn’t it?

blowing your load

Nice

I literally have never had a hard time finding real maple syrup unless I’m in a gas station or something.

Maybe it’s because I’m in the Midwest and sugar maple is absolutely everywhere, but it’s very, very easy to find real maple. Yes it’s more expensive, and absolutely yes it tastes far better.

Maple syrup to “pancake syrup” is like real butter to hydrogenated palm oil. My mother uses the Blue Bonnet margarine, and I used to use it growing up. As an adult I’ve only used real stick butter and god, going back home sometimes for dinner can really suck. Margarine is so chemical-tasting, how the hell do people butter their toast with it?

TOXIC

LOTS OF BPA

And floods, this year! I was just visiting Oshkosh, the rain is intense.

sudo pacman -S new-heart

As a historic non-D voter who is switching this election, I would enthusiastically take Joe over Buttigieg, considering I’m from a neighboring town to his former mayorship. Pete was very unpopular in South Bend and he’s been very unpopular as Secretary of Transportation. Dude sucks and I actually think senile Biden is a better option.

You’re focused on the second to first word, I’m focused on that second to last one! Fantastic pun.

These Unga bunga bitches always sliding in my DMs trying to get free shit!

I’m reasonably sure he does both. One meme result and one serious one.

“Nah, I didn’t like that girl I went out with yesterday. She kind of had a bad personality… Butter dog though!”

I don’t understand, are you not able to just set your phone to silent? I get zero interruptions from notifications when my phone is on silent.

It’s like playing Uno No Mercy, with only reverse-draw-10 cards

When you put the table together but there are some extra screws

FLuffee Talks. (Hey… What’s up?)

No particular reason. FLuffee is a major old schooler that’s been pumping out content since the earliest days of YouTube who specializes in pop news and shock-jock content. I used to devour his content when I was like 11-15, and I think I just got overexposed and lost taste for it.

I’ve gone back occasionally over the years and he’s still at it. If his content style works and he can maintain it even some 16-18 years later, I say more power to him.

It’s all fucking weird. I never took photos of my child naked. I don’t get the idea at all.

12 is a great number isn’t it. I remember one especially boring job I had for a while I would spend large amounts of time counting in base 12 on my fingers (using my thumb to tap the three segments of my four opposing fingers) into the thousands and start over.

My brain actually computes it first as 7 + 5 = 12 + 1 = 13.

I add 5s together a lot at my work (14, 19, 24… 63, 68, 73…) hard to explain why, but my brain jumps to 5s very easily for addition because of it.

Don’t you fucking understand, I HAVE to get to the liquor store 0.38 seconds faster or I’m going to start getting withdrawals!

thank mr skeltal