Been RDFG since about 2002. One of my roommates in college was in the top thousand on Unreal Tournament. He talked me into it. God, I get good at that game playing against him.

This is an action-packed comment section.

I think the real problem is someone needing instructions for making a PB&j.

Orange County

Coming of age movie with Tom Hanks’ kid, and Jack Black. Mediocre at best.

Cloud to butt

I’ve been using it for such a long time. It’s only on my PC. I don’t use my PC for much anymore, so when I see the word “butt” when it should say “cloud,” I get a little chuckle.

tl;dr

Well, I get paid 25¢ to eat bananas, so I win.

A subscriber has spoken.

Let him know I’m willing to trade places.

My favorite part of the original was the music. Kyle Gabler killed it. I still have three songs on my playlist.

Nothing yet, unfortunately. I’ve been in trouble so many times. I never learn.

I’m almost afraid to type this, but I think it’s gonna take a serious incident to change me.

I’m not violent, I’m not a thief, I’m not a pervert. I refuse to hurt, or put anyone at risk of being hurt. I just make dumb decisions that affect me.

Because, dumbass.

I think if an artist ruins their public image/career, whoever views their art should have the option to pick a charity of their choice for whatever royalties that artist gets.

Looks like a marine with bad luck.

I got two bidet attachments for my terlet for $40. Still working fine after 6 years.

I was at a bar in 2012 when McKayla Maroney botched her vault. I yelled “You suck!”

The thing is my friend worked there, and it was this restaurant on Capitol Hill in DC. I’m a metalhead, and I look the part. So, I stuck out like a sore thumb.

I definitely was the guy in this picture to everyone that day.

This did not happen.

Yep, this straight man even knows who that is in the picture.

Emily Rolfe has one of the most beautiful physiques on the planet.

Form is function.

And honestly, she doesn’t look that much younger than you. I think people are overreacting. It looks like you have a nice family.

Still rockin’ my 6pro. I literally dropped it onto concrete today. It does have an otter box on it. But two years strong.