Homophobia and religion go hand in hand

Ok. So stfu about calling reused assets innovation. It’s not. It’s reused old materials because you are strapped for time and are padding the game for release.

I also platinumed the game and can confidently review every aspect having seen and beaten it all.

Go through the main game and dlc and count how many locations are just big flat areas with no items or content. Just fields of padding to wade through. Or a location to grind for the pointless crafting system.

The open world activities that you listed break down to go to place in the open world and fight a dude or pick up an item. It’s all just repackaging the same fucking quest structure. Entirely copy pasted fetch quests that reward you with an item that is most likely not for your build. So on repeat play throughs you just go online to find the gear you need and go straight to the main quest. Or you get another item for upgrading your flask that’s already maxed out. 🙄

The open world is a empty padded space meant to kill time between the only good content in the game “the legacy dungeons”

This entire game world could be cut down by more than half and it still wouldn’t have enough content worth exploring.

Your user name is very apt because you are acting like a huge fanboy simp for clearly a watered down version of a souls game.

I love FromSoftware but I hope they never tackle something this big again and go back to making bespoke game worlds that are intertwined and fun to explore.

I say this ironically but amen.

Fuck dragging this fucking bagged of corruption and hate along into the future.

Yeah it’s made up bullshit used to control people.

Here’s another:

Leviticus 19:19

You shall keep my statutes. You shall not let your cattle breed with a different kind. You shall not sow your field with two kinds of seed, nor shall you wear a garment of cloth made of two kinds of material.

Cotten blends are a sin 😂

Humanity is so fucking gullible.

“In the bible you get permission”

Fuck off.

“to declare your teenager wayward, take them outside the city gates and stone them to death.”

Double fuck off.

Giving birth to someone does not give you the right to murder them.

Religion is a disease and needs to be eradicated just like these primitive “religious traditions and cultural practices”

It’s an excuse to control women and to drag humanity back into the dark ages.

Yeah, buy them two years later once the bugs have been finally patched and the DRM is ripped out and gameplay doesn’t stutter anymore.

Or just 🏴‍☠️ AAA and give that money to indie devs that are actually trying to produce a unique and creative experience.

Bwahahahah, they added a horse that doesn’t work in multiplayer.

So no, they did not.

Took everything good about souls games, copy pasted and spread it out so thin to cover an entire open world with no content. Destroying the pacing and exploration of a complex designed world in favour of a flat large plane of repeated enemies and the same dungeon over and over again.

I can go on.

Elden Ring is the weakest souls game.

Level design and exploration is the weakest and the bosses start having the Elden Ring issue of damage sponges and animation manipulation, like heal counters and roll catches.

This is what should happen. You like the game, make one that’s inspired by it, grow the concept and give it new life.

No. We get franchises and wallowing in profits of milked IPs

We can’t make art because of capitalism. Fucking sad.

They don’t sell because no fucking company wants to market a product that they can’t milk every fucking cent from. They aren’t producing anything of value, only subscriptions, game passes and addictive gambling loot boxes.

Games as a service is a scam. Stop preordering the latest AAA wank and support indie devs.

More standalone experiences that are unique and creative instead of factory produced sludge.

Dark Souls 2 is definitely better than the general consensus thinks.

This would be my rating of the souls games. Sekiro > DS1 > Bloodborne > DS2 > DeS > DS3 > Elden Ring

Why finish a movie when there are franchise to be made and milked.

Someone please photoshop the original faces onto this. Would be solid gold

What part of “Pornography should be outlawed” don’t you understand. That also entails owning and viewing porn.

We can’t make art because of capitalism. Fucking sad.

They don’t sell because no fucking company wants to market a product that they can’t milk every fucking cent from. They aren’t producing anything of value, only subscriptions, game passes and addictive gambling loot boxes.

Games as a service is a scam. Stop preordering the latest AAA wank and support indie devs.

More standalone experiences that are unique and creative instead of factory produced sludge.

Literally never heard of disco fries till now.

Apparently been making disco fries whenever I’m out of curds and I can tell you from experience that, no it’s definitely not better than a proper poutine.

Order a poutine with white truffle aioli if you can. So damn good.

Looks amazing! Love the design