Absolutely. Jack Welch’s rotting corpse requires further tributes. The product isn’t what matters, just the line going up.

Maybe it’s time to consider repatriating Texas (to Mexico).

Absolutely.

Sidenote: I keep seeing “xitter” being used, is it safe to assume it’s pronounced “shitter”?

The cable tv version of die hard 2 that we taped as kids was “Mr. Falcon”.

They’re required by some dog boarding/daycare places.

Oh I have no preconceptions about anonymity here, I just don’t want yet another hackable database with my PII that I don’t need to give up. It’s more of an op sec kind of issue (I say as a former cyber security dev).

Fewer is better!

Yep, totally get it. I’ll squeeze by as long as I can for the sake of privacy.

Apparently the issue is cheaters using the self-checkouts according to the employee I talked to.

So now we all have to jump through more hoops instead of having another cashier or two. Ironically, there were extra staff at the door enforcing the scanning.

The scanning is also supposed to bring up your picture for identification.

They don’t have a picture for me on file and gave me crap when I scanned. I just showed them my license and went on my way. I don’t need my face linked to my name all over the internet when they get hacked next year.

But if line doesn’t go up, jobs will be hemorrhaged to protect the investor class and spur more investment.

Late stage capitalism makes me so tired.

This article seems to omit the obvious solution to the same problem with diesel.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diesel_exhaust_fluid

The power team. Apparently vast amounts of sweat, tearing phone books in half, bending steel rods and blowing up hot water bottles is godly and there were several alter calls.

Then I had to see them at Jr. High the next day to preach about how bad drugs are.

Here’s an article about a visit.

That’s the Jack Welch playbook!

Sounds like America needs another pair of flip flops.

You reminded me of a dumb song by a little known christian singer from the 70s and 80s that my dad liked.

We played this song on repeat as kids because there was a giant belch in it.

I give you Randy Stonehill’s American fast food (what a stupid way to die)

So it did! Happy to be eating crow.

Best part? George Kurtz (crowdstrike CEO) won’t be available for handling the fallout. He’s busy racing this weekend.

Car #04 in the entry list https://www.gt-world-challenge-america.com/event/95/virginia-international-raceway

I haven’t for months now, but it certainly ran well at release.

Oh, it’s all tongue-in-cheek, and yet: quid pro quo.

Just quid pro quo.