The whole study is trash. A chimpanzee is not a monkey.

So this is where I’m confused because if I (an American citizen and resident) move to Japan, I can still vote. If I move to Puerto Rico, does that mean I can no longer vote?

I know someone who has been living abroad for 25+ years and he still votes in every election. I’m not sure if there is a time limit, but it seems to be long if there is.

It would make more sense to move to Ohio or Pennsylvania to try to swing them back to Blue.

To everyone saying “this isn’t possible for Google to pay” really need to take a step back and realize that there’s always a way.

Given the amount of money we’re talking, it would only take a tiny fraction of that money for Google to deliver a series of small asteroids directly to Russia. Depending on the asteroid, and the conversion rates, Russia might consider the debt paid after a single delivery.

Thanks, I did know that but I’m glad it is here for anyone else who may need to know.

Wait, he’s being charged with attempted assassination? Did he actually aim a gun at trump? Or was he just exercising his 2nd amendment rights?

No kidding, I pay less than $100 month to insure 2 cars with State Farm. I’ve never had an issue with them paying a claim, and my agent meets with me every few years to go over my options and every single time I walk away with better coverage and less payment.

With Christopher Dorner they burned the house down with him in it. Apparently the Minnesota police could use some training from California police.

Edit: /s

“When the oil hits the anus” is an oldie that I like to pull out from time to time.

I think I’m going to isolate my work laptop from my home network now though.

This is always a good idea. Your work IT department doesn’t trust you, and you shouldn’t trust them.

My 8 year old thinks they look cool. She also thinks that scrolling through youtube videos is peak comedy.

That’s an important detail to leave out of the headline.

No wonder marketing works so well on morons.

All Democrats should quit the Democrat Party and instead form the Tough Guys Party.

Why would you vote Republican when you can vote for the Tough Guys?!

66 percent of conservatives crossed off colleges in states they labeled as too Democratic

Do they think that because ‘Democrats’ are bad that Democracy must be bad? Is this really a thing that the Red Caps are actually saying they are against Democracy? And… are they are going to vote on it?

Right?

What is he even doing? He’s not serving them because he’s not holding a fry bag. I hope he isn’t salting them, because that’s obviously not a freshly cooked fry basket because there’s not enough fries, so is he just… playing with people’s food?

Has he had the proper safe food handling training to be doing this? Please, can someone ask the local health department to investigate?

Do you guys often miss while standing and, if you do, not clean up after?

Yes… and, sadly, not always. Just take a look around a urinal (which shouldn’t be difficult at all to miss) and I don’t think this is just a ‘me’ issue.

When you’re sitting do you not have an issue with the pee splashing UP the side of the bowl onto the seat? I have this happen often.

The biggest issue I typically have is the toilet water is really cold if I accidentally hang down into it, but I normally don’t have a problem with pee hitting the sides of the bowl.

edit: formatting

Yeah, sorry… someone else had riled me up, and I didn’t do a cache flush before seeing your comment.

I’ve only been questioned once about sitting to pee… it was after about 10 years of being married. My wife asked one day if I sit while peeing at home, and when I told her that I do she said “I’ve always wondered why there isn’t pee all over our bathrooms”.

No, more like using a pen to write about how important the 2nd amendment is, without actually needing to own a gun first.

But, like, what point do you think I was trying to make? That if I don’t sit down to pee then I won’t be able to pee standing? I’m really confused at your attempt to shoehorn politics into a conversation about piss.